so I have this friend who listens to really gay dubstep shit, I mean okay everybody is entitled to there own taste in musical listening however, HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT SHIT! well firstly my friend smokes the reefer a bit to much so, I can understand why it would be such a "trip" to listen to it but dubstep is basically really gay Euro Techno that all sounds the same mixed with Reggae which all sound the fucking same! I may not be one to talk since I listen to heavy amounts of deathcore! okay well maybe Im proving myself wrong while I'm writing this.
Okay,
Enough of that gay Gucci Rasta wearing music and back to some bludgeoning music!
CHELSEA FUCKING GRIN (Chelsea Grin)
I'v had there Ep "Chelsea grin" for about over a year and I really enjoyed what I herd they had every potential to do something great with there music on there debut album....AND THATS WHAT THEY EXACTLY FUCKING DID! Yes it's typical deathcore, yes, people my might think its "scene" but i would rather suck off my pregnant dumb and blonde history teachers juicy cunt then give a fuck! their debut album Desolation Of Eden blew my 3 inch cock away! it sounds like Suicide Silence thrown up with fucking stomach maggots attached. Since I am a guitar player the first thing that appealed to me was the guitar tone, for a deathcore album they found the perfect tone. sooo tight, clean and did I mention tight? Even though it is just mostly Breakdown after Breakdown and it sounds like everything else out there something about them has a place inside my heart and I have no fucking Idea why.
Oh and here is a fun brutal fact their name Chelsea Grin means when some scary english gangster fucker cuts both your cheeks half way ethier, tickles you, punchs the living shit out of you, kicks the living shit out of you or anything that makes you open your mouth so your cheeks rip all the way to the back of your jaw. The Joker in batman has one of these bad boys! what a bad ass.
OH and last thing they have a fucking ASIAN guy man. A FUCKING ASIAN GUY.
anyways peep their title song of there album Desolation of Eden
be sure to get their album!!!!!!!!!
by the way Jonathan, if you are reading this Dupstep is amazing.
and for the people watching the video below try and growl and pig squeal like that fucking vocalist!
THROAT CANCER BITCHES!
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